As a comedian once said: Having girls as a friend is like having $19 in the bank and looking at your ATM Card ... (for you Euros $20 is the minimum withdrawal at most ATMs)
STORY Time:
So me and my ex were getting kinda frisky and she threw me down and we start rasslin .... while removing our clothing ... not sure how it happened, but it did. So, we're throwing each other around and such, gettin' all frisky-isky and i pick her up and throw her over my shoulder onto the bed, and all you hear is "CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" followed by a thud and an "ow" ...... when you look up, she had crashed her foot into my light fixture and torn it to shreds, then fell to the floor. Our friends in the other room came running in to find us half naked with her on the ground and glass shards EVERYWHERE. So I grabbed the vacuum, cleaned up the glass, then we agreed not to wrestly anymore that night. After all this, we still decided sex was on and the rest is .... well ... sex (Note, we saved the biggest shards and wrote our names on them for memories sake)
I've got more, but I'll save them for a later time
For the record: I'm 19, and I've been smitten with the burden of giving the beef to 7 different females to this point ..... with more on the way I'm sure.
