ok yeah so sex stories, alright here we go. this one time i was.... oh screw it I'm a virgin. but I'm only 15 so I got some time, but my fricken parents have to have me home schooled (which is the most BORING thing ever :mad: ) so the only place I can really meet chicks is at church... needless to say I get no lovin from those girls, they are such hardcore christians that they think like making out is wrong, they don't even kiss you till you've dated them for a month. it's just wrong. hopefully next year I'll get a job, then I can meet coworkers, and since I live in california ALL the girls here are hot, well like 9 out of 10 grils are hot, whereas in other parts of the country i've been it's like 4 out of every 10 chicks you see are hot.

and btw the thing about guitarists being expert masturbators, well I was already an expert masturbator then I started playing guitar and could play really fast to begin with... ;)