Any woman who says "Size doesn't matter" probably has already "been there and done that, brought the t-shirt home"... They don't want the "average" male to feel insecure and be deprived of the nookie, cause they truly want it more than men... so they LIE... Yes gentlemen, they LIE.... Men are from Mars, and women like PENIS...large that it....if they didn't, penile implants wouldn't be offered on the plastic surgery menu...
Man some of you people are lame... where are the good public sex stories.... ok ok here is one of mine....
Back in the olden days of hair (80's to the yung'ins out there), my girl and I skipped school to check out the first week of Spring Break in Daytona... This was back when you could actually drive on the beach... Well, my girl and I were sitting behind the car watching the people drive by, and it was packed... She threw a towel over us and started in with the hand... then she ducked under for a little pole polishing... Needless to say a lot of folks were honking and waving and cheering her on... a lot of "chug, chug, chug" being chanted also for some reason ;)
So. If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it considered "kitty litter"?