By statistics half the guys you'll meet are smaller than you. I wouldn't worry about it.

Circumcision is just..wrong. I thank the good lord every time I see my penis it hasn't been chopped apart by some old guy for some bullshtuffit reason.

Well, not every time. Some kid in a swimming pool locker room once asked me what was wrong with my wiener and in all seriousness the only reason I didn't force his head through the shower drain and stomp on it until he threw up or passed out was because my brother was there.

I will say this, though. Male circumcision is way better than femal circumcision. They shouldn't be called the same thing.


Ok, back on subject..what do you say to a girl to ask her about having sex? I can't think of anything that wouldn't sound cheesy or messed up or wouldn't make me look like a jerk.