Well, now Chief - that's how th' Great Unwashed can tell an expert from a farkin novice! D'ye ken, gadge? :)

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To put it more politely, This is something you're going to have to spend a lot of time experimenting with. But seeing people's jaws hit the floor is worth every minute of that effort! :D

[Edited by Lordathestrings on 02-09-2004 at 11:13 PM]