A man dies and goes to heaven and can only bring 1 possesion he decides to bring his guitar. While entering the gates he is stopped and is told he cannot bring a guitar into heaven. The Man being very confused tries thinking of a way to get it in, then hears a loud chorus being played on guitar behind the gates. The man claims "That man has a guitar why cant I?!?!?" the gate keeper says "Oh thats just god and he likes to pretend hes steve vai"