http://www.docsguitars.com
You might have to spend some cash, but Doc will build the guitar for YOU to your specs.
He spends a lot of time with you before the build asking you questions like height, weight, and stuff I would have never thought would mattered, in order to make the perfect machine for you. In your situation, that is the route I would take.
So. If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it considered "kitty litter"?