A typical sentance might be ,
"Aye a ken, a diny wan tae gan oot cos thers pure f@ckin hunners o tinnies in tha fridge gadge" :D
That means... "Yes Im aware of that, but Id rather have a night in as we have a healthy supply of cans of beer in the fridge, pal" :)
Jeez you should hear my after the summer break from uni, I go back and type slang in ma essays :(