One of my favourite scenes from Pulp Fiction would have to be the 'Dead ****** storage' scene.

Jules: "This is some great coffee."

Jimmy: "You know what's on my mind right now? It's not the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage."

Jules: "Ohh Jimmy don't even worry about that-"

Jimmy: "Wait! I'm not gonna think about anything. Let me ask you a question. When you came driving in here, did you see a sign out the front that said 'Dead ****** storage'?"

Jules: "You know I didn't see that ****-"

Jimmy: "DID YOU SEE A SIGN OUT THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAID 'DEAD ****** STORAGE'?"

Jules: "No. I didn't."

Jimmy: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"

Jules: "Why?"

Jimmy: "Cause it ain't there because storing dead ******s ain't my ****ing business! That's why you didn't see it!"

I even got that sound file and added in laughter to make it sound like a corny sitcom. I'll put it on the net if anyone wants.

I also like how the swearing gets edited for TV, like the opening scene:

"I love you pumpkin.

"I love you hunny-bunny. Every body be cool! This is a robbery."

"Any of you ****in' pricks move, I'll execute every mother-****in' last one of you!"

This gets changed to:

"I love you pumpkin.

"I love you hunny-bunny. Every body be cool! This is a robbery."

"Any of you .... pricks move, I'll execute everyone's mother!"