Open a place and give people a free bikini wax. Burn there hair and shave your own arse and use that hair.

You and your mate are about to have sex. First you go into the bathroom to freshen up. When you come out your mate is taking a dump on the floor. What do you do?

[Edited by noticingthemistake on 01-13-2004 at 10:26 AM]