Make sure not to take a shower for a few days. Offices like that.... gives you a nice "vintage" smell. Brag about how many times you've took an order at the drive thru window at Mccie D's. During the interview, keep asking why there rooms look really funny and gay, they like a guy with a sense of humor. Then pik your nose and leave it rite there on the desk, just to show them you can handle the nitty gritty. Oh, and com in drunk or they won't even give you a second though.


My Ma's sick, and wants me to visit her, but i don feel like goin, how do i get out of it?