You can take a bicycle (cars and airplanes are expensive and pollutes the environment) and go to Never Land- you know, the place where Peter Pan lives, not the one where Michael Jackson lives? Or, if you find it too dangerous because of pirates (and a repeated sex offender), you can just go inside your walk- in closet and visit Narnia, you know, like in the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. I heard the White Queen makes the best Turkish delights.


I need to brush my teeth, what brand of tooth paste should I use?