Here's my little rip on power/fantasy metal. It's called, "I Love Monkeys":

I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!
WELL….

They have prehensile tails
And prehensile feet.
I hope that someday soon a Monkey and I will meet!
Yeah…

They eat their bananas
And they swing from their trees
Even so they still find time to pick each other’s fleas!
Yeah…

A MONKEY!
WAS A HERO!
AND HE FOUGHT…WITH THE HEART…OF AN APE!!!

AND A MONKEY!!!
DOWN AT ZERO!!!!
IS A SIMEAN FORCE TAKING SHAPE!!!

HE RODE!!! ON THE WINGS!!! OF A DEMON!!!!
YES HIS RIDE!!! WAS THE BACK!!! OF A BAT!

AND THE MONKEY!!! HE HAS TOLD US…THE MONKEY IS ALL THAT!!!

YES THE MONKEY IS ALL THAT!!!

He had golden bananas
And never claimed submission
We all bowed before his orangutan disposition!!!!
Yes…

I knew this monkey
when his journey begun
Everyone said that he couldn’t be THE ONE!
No…

BUT THE MONKEY!!!!
HE WAS VALIANT!!!
AND HE WALKED…DOWN THE PATH…OF THE APE!!!!

AND A MONKEY!!!
FULL OF TALENT!!!
IS A MONKEY WHO IS WEARING A CAPE!!!
A MONKEY WEARING A CAPE!!!

It's a work in progress, I hope to finish by sometime next week. We're gonna put about 15 obnoxious drum, guitar, and bass solos in there, so it should be pretty funny musically (if not lyrically).


[Edited by Jolly McJollyson on 12-29-2003 at 07:32 PM]