All he does is take a two-note chord, rail on it as fast as he can and somewhere near the tempo, then rams his whammy bar in a convulsive way.

Sorry, I have a lot of pent up rage against Greg Keelor.

Have you ever seen Jim Cuddy play? He's way better. Or Kim Deschamps, their session player who also plays some lead and pedal steel in concert - he's wicked.