That's what happens when frustration with completely retarted and very irate cell phone customers is taken out in a productive way.

"Don't like the service, bi+ch!? Yeah, well, watch me make an adaptor from your coffee pot to your stereo! And then feed your cd player through your microwave! And out the toaster! Hahaha! What do you say to that, bi+ch!? You like that, huh?"