oh heck, I might as well

Guitars:
Gibson SG special faded
Ibanez GRX40

Amps:
Line 6 spider II 30
possibly one of those new peavey valvekings in the future

Effects:
Korg Toneworks AX10G multi-effects
Boss OD-20
Boss PW-2
Dunlop GCB-95 crybaby, which I am considering sending back to musicians friend cause it sucks

Misc.
1 George L 15 ft. cable
1 Horizon 10 ft. cable
1 Horizon 6 in. cable
a metronome
korg tuner
fender medium picks
a glass slide

and that's about it... perhaps not as impressive as some of your lists... but it keeps me happy