I should try having a girlfriend sometime, just so I know what it's like. I'm in college, I'm decent looking and clean, and I have a bigger penis than average by ~3 inches (not that I advertise it or anything), and I've never had a girlfriend. Can you believe that? Every friend I've had since sophmore year high school has even been a girl and I still haven't had a gf.

Yeah, American culture is officially phuxed.