ps, joe satriani made a softrock song solely so he could play staccato runs down it. ****ing pouser **** right there. nothings worse than being a solo artist and making "deep" songs to show off your sensitive side after playing a song like surfing wtih the alien. yea, you know we all do it too, after "welcome to the jungle" solo we listen to "civil war" and ****, but to put it on a record, with no real lyrical value, just sitting and listening to satch play a slow jams is really pompous and lame. id rather take a **** guitarist that ****s **** up on stage and makes you actually want to beleive in rock and roll than that ****.