I drive a stunning, white 1995 Dodge Caravan. Single sliding door. With an upside down motor in the driver's side window (thus up goes down and down goes up...sort of like Jim Morrison). Mainly, I look like either a soccer mom or a child molester in a big white minivan. Mothers rush their chihldren inside when they see the "Candy mobile" plowing down the street.

I had to be able to afford the Gibson, you know?