Now all it needs is some Fast and Furious graphics to complete it...
You know what though, now that I come to think of it...
I think Ford at one time either did a Festiva or an Escort, I can't remember but it was some kind of stupidly small car and it had an SVO spoiler on the back. But they built like 20 of these things with Formula One engines in them, and they claimed they could redline at like 16000 RPM and do a 0-60 in 1.9 seconds. Now that sounds kinda iffy to me, but it sure would be fun to come up to a light against one of these asshole in the Corvette who thinks he has something and smoke his ass in a Festiva. If that happened to me I would have to start riding the bus, because I would be too embarrassed to get behind the wheel again...
So. If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it considered "kitty litter"?