I might as well chime in on this thread even though I ain't got ****. :)

I have a 2000 Ford Escort... shut up.... ;)

I swear, I must have heard the term "It's a nice little car" from the salesperson about 15 goddamn times!! Piss on your nice, little car! It's a total ****heap. Just savin up for that van for the cross country treks when I'm tourin the bars trying to get bigger and better. \m/