I blame Azrael's signature for this, Le Chuck and all...

And I have one thing to say in my defense:
(try this after a beer or two !)

I’m not the pheasant plucker , I’m the pheasant puckers mate,
and I’m only plucking pheasants ‘cos the pheasant puckers late,
I’m not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant pluckers son,
and Im only plucking pheasants, for pheasant plucking fun !