*note to those without a sense of humor* - this is a joke.
*note to Azrael* - German's not my mother tongue, but I took 4 years of it in high school and I now take it in college, so it should be grammatically correct, if somewhat nonsensical.
(German Black Metal Lyrics)
(talk)
Ich kann es nicht länger nehmen.
Ich muß zum Supermarkt gehen,
(/talk)(howl)
UND DORT WERDE ICH VIELE KUCHEN KAUFEN!
(/howl)(chant)
Kleine nette Kuchen
Kleine nette Kuchen
Kleine nette Kuchen
(/chant)(howl)
GEBEN SIE MIR MEINE Zuckerkuchen!
ROAR! ROAR! ROOAARRRRRRRR!
(/howl)(talk)
Möchten Sie meine Kuchen haben? Nein!
Werden Sie meine Kuchen nehmen? Ich werde dich töten.
(/talk)(howl)
DIE KUCHEN SIND
MEIN! MEIN! MEIN!
NICHT DEIN!
MEIN! MEIN! MEIN!
(/howl)
(/German Black Metal Lyrics)
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster