LOL at Lord! I like what you've done to this thread!

Yeah, so, anyways, ummm...

Good advice to just get a cheap practice amp. Make sure that it has two channels (that means that you can switch from a clean to a distorted sound with a button or foot switch). A couple good amps I've seen are the Peavey Rage 15W and I had a Fender Frontman 15W.

You don't need to have great tone with your first amp; in fact, you probably won't be able to distinguish "good" from "bad" tone for a while (at least I couldn't), until you play long enough to develop your own tastes.

Are you buyingthis stuff online or from your local music store?