Punchdrunk...
or try this..
your first name plus one of the names above
For example...
Jimmy Bitchslap
Dr.Johnny Blender and the stirrups
Boner ( The lead singer could do the whole show with a sock and a paper towel tube sticking out of his zipper. It would get attention just for the shock value alone)
Rollin' Bones
or...
anything with "The" in front of it...
Seems to be the hip thing these days
The Braindead Generation
The wifebeaters
or you could just steal this one from Dweezil Zappa...
Bitch Mallory
So. If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it considered "kitty litter"?