my ex bass player lives in the outskirts of where i live [sheffield uk] its a very quiet area lots of old people very god fearing. anyway he had this really crap classical that he hated so we got very drunk. we started hitting each other with the guitar so igrabbed it and chased him outside down the street smashed it over his head [he wasnt hurt dont worry] problem being there was a policeman standing behind me so in true rock star fashion i started mouthing off and got arrested for drunk and disorderly.
not brilliant but i find stupid stuff like this funny
kriss