1) How is it you can't afford a guitar or clothes but you can afford internet access and a computer.
2) Don't think any bar owner or any burough in N.J. would allow an establishment to operate under the name Pink Pussy or whatever you called it.
3) Never heard of a guitar cutting out for 10minutes & then working again. There is nothing inside them but wire and magnets.
4) There's no way you could duck tape a neck of the guitar back on and then beable to play it.
Very nice story though, you have some talent.