Do loads of blues bends and do what I like to call the "Pornstar Face", where you wince more and more as the note is bent higher. Its also very important to say any guitarist who doesnt meet these standards has no "feeling" or "emotion", cos its all part of being an idiot.

Nah, im just joking ive had a bad day and I hate dealing with people Ive just described. You cant hear feeling, its just there, youll feel it yourself.