Van Halen - Roth
Kiss - Stanley
Dokken - Don
The Eagles - Don
Sonny - Cher (but not vice versa)
Iron Maiden - Dickenson
A lake - fish
A guitar - strings
A girl - me
Cream - Clapton
Derek and the Dominos - Clapton
John Mayall's Bluesbreakers - Clapton
CCR - Fogerty
Beach Boys - Wilson
Beach Boys + Wilson
Me - my penis
