Originally Posted by: aiwassJust do like metallica. Write the most epic lyrics ever based on some obscure horror story, a movie, a book, etc. Nobody can disagree with me when i say that James Hetfield writes brilliant lyrics....


Btw, if all else fails, just start playing extreme metal, where nobody can hear what you are saying anyway;)

I disagree emphatically. I think he's terrifyingly predictable, and he is because if you can figure out who his source is, it's like a connect the dots puzzle- amusing when you're like 6 but after that... well not so much...