"Is that a gun?!" ... "No, dude, thats his wallet." ... "I think thats a gun! Dude....... he's got a gun!'' .... "Are you serious!?, I was gonna honk at him for riding close, dear god I better give him some room."

That would be me and two other friends talking about a dude on a bicycle riding next to us (in my truck) as we were driving through Philly after the concert. The funny thing was, is that my friend who announced he had a gun had his window down and the guy on the bike heard everything and was smirking.

5 minutes later we proceded to yell "Slayer!" out the window at random groups of people.