acapella casts "I just got here, what the ****, you guys, can't I leave for ten minutes without you playing fake RPGs with each other like little stupid children? Seriously, I go away, I maybe try to live a life, and I come back, it takes ten minutes to read all your crap. Grow up!" on all.
Plus one.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.