but in some strange sense i HAVE played it since i have an epiphone with the same neck profile. Ofcourse it's not the same but in a way...

I don't know what to do about this :(

and yes, im aware that there is no pickguard (i like that)

''Tobacco burst paints the back of the guitar black, so there will be no wood grain on the back of the guitar or neck''

What do you mean by this?