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educatedfilm
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educatedfilm
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Posts: 882
04/01/2002 5:12 pm
pffft... I've got the ultimate in scam ideas...I mean plans...
Since the faster you go, the more time slows down relative to the person traveling... So my idea is for poeple who like to keep in touch with the world ALL THE TIME, like those irratating yuppies who are always fussing and fretting over the stock market...
Now these poeple can get a good nights sleep (ie 8hours or more), with out missing what's happened... So you could sleep for 12 hours if you really want, and time will only have moved five minutes.. (the physics in this is flawed, due to acceleration / deceleration factors, but lets be honest, a yuppie aint gonna notice that)
We can do this by taking said yuppies and firing them at near light speed in somefar off direction... by which time it's too late for them to do anything about it... mwhahahahah... and it'd be around $40 per person... and then milk their bank acounts (since they always insist on paying by debit or whatever, thier bank details will be in hand :D)... heheheh
ahem... you didn't hear this scam from me...