I just tried to come up with someone new in Ghengis Kahn, someone who did a bit more ruling - as far as I can remember... wait, that sounds like I was there. And i wasn't... no, no, time machines don't exist... I hadn't heard about Al Gore; it's kinda funny if you don't win the election. A fascist who never got the chance to try it out?
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it's just not that widely reported".