Well, I must admit that strumming patterns are much more easily demonstrated than explained, because they are fairly instinctual. I tried that without first looking at that link Lordathestrings had posted. The idea of dividing up the bars into numbers would work pretty well.
Do you have a metronome? It's a lot easier to explain if you do, because then it can be explained in terms of when the clicks fall.
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it's just not that widely reported".