Our origins are shrouded in the mists of time. We are an ancient clique of dedicated warriors of guitar, each with our own specialisation to spread the word of truth and light to all those who come to this site. To become a moderator one must first pass the five tests: the test of earth; the test of fire; the test of wind; the test of water; and most importantly, the test of heart. By our powers combined, we keep captain Broderick alive in this world, where otherwise he would remain on his home planet of the ultimate music. Or something.