Originally posted by Lordathestrings
Some guys just have no sense of humour :rolleyes:

Absolutely!
Who said sex and guitar go together anyway?You know they dont,thats why its funny comparing them!!Ever seen in pubs those comparisons btwn women and beer?That means women compare to booze,huh!?When someone cracks a joke and says your momma is so wrinkled,she screws her hat on,does that mean it's true?Don't be ridiculous!
And speaking of using your guitar to musturbate;the soundhole(the only hole)on my acoustic is about 10cm in diameter.And metal strings run over it.How would you use that to masturbate?
You(the guy who posted b4 lordathestrings)probably have more sorry than the rest of us combined.

[Edited by kingdavid on 02-18-2002 at 02:55 AM]