As funny as this post was, I am heartened to see that there are new players out there wanting to learn. When you first start out, after a few months you begin to think you know it all. Guitar playing is a lifelong pursuit
so don't set impossible goals for yourself.
When I was 15 and had been playing for a year or two, I heard Cream live on the radio playing the 16 min version of Spoonful and it totally rocked my world in ways I can't describe.
So I guess what I am trying to say is there is always something out there to inspire you when you feel lacking, just go and find it.