Thanks for your advice. This weekend I had an artificial harmonics breakthrough. I can now easily play them anywhere on the board and can incorporate them into solos like I've always wanted to. I'm not going to tell what I was doing wrong because it was so incredibly stupid, I'm not going to humiliate myself by telling anyone.
But the point is, thanks for your time and tips.
Rock on,
Mr. Crowley
Education is a whip, and I'm being flogged.