You guys heard of an e-bow? It's a different sound (more strident, richer in harmonics - much more like a violin bow) it makes a magnetic field over a string causing a feedback loop with indefinite sustain. They cost about 90 quid but they sound fabulous. I think Pettrucci's feedback solos probably use them quite a lot.
If I couldn't laugh at myself how could I laugh at someone less ridiculous?