Stratman, images of This is SPinal Tap come back "This is in d minor, which I feel is the saddest of all keys" "It's called lick my luv pump", he he he.
By the way Rask, if you listen to Tom Waits, an appropriate song might be Shoreleave, from the album "Swordfishtrombones". It's about a guy a million miles away from his gal, very cool.