Originally Posted by: chucklivesoninmyhearthow many have sat in this chair?How many behinds have touched this chair?This chair carrys a deep history of behind holding...some behinds found this chair comfortable...other behinds left for another chair,yet the chair remains absent from all.It requires pity yet asks for none..with wood chipping and fabric torn,this seat is worth of niether king nor peasant..it tarrys along the world without ever moving recieving behinds to leave their mark...It represents all life and emits nothing...it is a god.