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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/13/2006 5:23 pm
Originally Posted by: CW14I'd rather listen to flatulence than Yngwie

Well, all things considered, there's far more variety in flatulence than in an Yngwie song. You've got your loud rippers and your squishy, wet ones, as well as plenty of others. So by default the fart has the upper hand because it's more diverse. Besides, who doesn't like a good fart joke every now and then?
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