I'm going to say Angus and here's why. Imagine, Eddie jumps off the stack just as Angus does the curly spin. Can you say concussion? Eddie is out. Then out comes Slash. With all the hair in his eyes he too falls victim to the crazy Angus swirlings. Jimi seeing all of the carnage simply gives up, being the sweet pacifist and all. This just leaves Randy. And from a pure guitar tone perpective Angus slays Randy as Randy missteps upon his 808 tubescreamer and breakes his ankle.

Common Man It's clear as day :D