I've got a great idea for you. If you want to get drunk buy some orange juice and some everclear (it's basically pure alcohol). Mix them as strongly as you can handle and suck it down. This is the cheapest, tastiest, and almost the most time efficient way of getting hammered there is. The most time efficient method, btw, is mixing everclear and water. I don't recommend that anyone try it ever.

Whenever I drink a fairly cold beer I get a pounding headache in one small spot around my left temple for hours. I have to let beer warm up quite a bit to prevent this. Anyone know what causes this?