I [U]did[/U] - I was a professional geek once:

actionscript
VBscript
KIX
VB & ASP
C#
Perl
JavaScript

and a pile more... :rolleyes:

Man.... I'm glad I play guitar instead now...

My brother still does that kind of stuff - just this morning he asked me to fix a VBScript he'd written.... and it turns out I've still got it. Don't tell anyone though...