Originally Posted by: schmangeThe bass player who decided to play bass because it has two less strings than a guitar so it's less work.

Oh man, we have so many recurring bass jokes for ours. One of them is that Michael never actually wanted to play bass and he keeps trying to get out of it. So he throws his bass off a bridge one dark night. The next morning, he walks out into the kitchen and his bass is sitting upright in a chair at the table, dripping wet and with a bowl of cereal in front of it. He gasps and says "Damn it!"

In this other one, we're all playing music, trying to record one of our songs, and Luke stops drumming and says "This isn't going to work. The mic is pointing right at the drums!" So I say "Damn it, Michael, play your bass!" The camera pans over to Mike, who is standing in front of Luke's drums pointing at them. "NO!" he shouts, all tantrum-like. So I take a step towards him like I'm gonna hit him and he runs out the door, shielding his head.