Ummm, not meaning to be rude or anything, but was that a sarcastic response about my grammar and spelling? It can be hard to gauge on a website, but it is unusual for someone to say something like that unless they are being sarcastic. And although I did make two odd spelling errors I see (It was late), I thought it was being reasonably clear. If you weren't being sarcastic, well, thanks I guess.
*Bardsley walks away slightly nonplussed*
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it's just not that widely reported".