I play ukulele! :D

and in that author's defense, keyboards and piano are a tad different. keyboards can be as simple as sound effects that play when you hold down a note. I know plenty of pianists who cant play a synth to save their life, and vise-versa. I see your point though, that is a bit over the top OMG-wize.

I play keys and piano too, a few years longer than I have guitar. I play bass on the side, and I can play some wicked bongos and djembe. :cool: